*me in a porno with a guy on top of me*

I..I love you…

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What is your ultimate fantasy?


Financial stability.



So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

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Tumblr please notify me when most of my mutuals are online so I can post my selfie

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person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
Good News

My mom is o.k. with Andrew getting me a cat for my birthday next week :D

I’ve never been that into superhero movies (I’ll watch them and there are definitely a few I enjoy), BUT there’s a good chance I’m going to want to go see the “Ant-Man” movie. ;)


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Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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My nails are very late 90s…which makes sense since almost all my polish is from around then. I think I’ve painted my nails more in the past year than in my whole life.


haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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Just got back from driving :) I actually went out on some main roads today and managed to park in he center of our driveway this time.


Mad Men Challenge 
[9/9] Scenes:
 “Waterloo” S07E07

Peggy: You’re moving?  Oh, that’s okay.  Maybe you’ll have a yard.  You want your mom to have a job, don’t you?
She doesn’t care about me.
Yes, she does.  That’s why she’s moving.

So you can probably tell from the sudden influx of Paul Rudd posts on my blog that I’m really missing a certain someone who I don’t get to see until Thursday evening :/